Below is a list of questions I have been asking myself since I turned 40. Have you asked yourself any of these questions?
· Am I bloated or is that fat?
· What is that line on my forehead and how did it get there?
· Should I get smaller bras or better straps?
- Why am I so tired?
· Do I actually look closer to 50 than closer to let’s say 45?
· Why does it hurt when I bend down?
· Why does it hurt when I turn my head this way?
· Why does everything hurt?
· Is it hot in here or is it just me?
· What’s foreplay?
· How come I can’t remember something that happened 5 minutes ago?
· What just happened?
· Are those bags under my eyes or did someone stick Plato on my face when I was sleeping?
· Is grey my real hair colour?
· How hard can it be to lose 5lbs?
· When was the last time someone called me “Babe?”
· Is that going to happen every time I sneeze?